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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2095 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
