but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.
| Server Name | Boredom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | play.boredommc.com |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.4+] |
| Player Count | 20-30 online player average |
| Features | – Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win |
Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.
Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.
Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.
For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom
Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pickle Dimension | Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors. |
| Anti-Gravity Blocks | Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?! |
| Villager Cults | Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread. |
| Random Enderman Explosions | Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer. |
| Zombie Fashion Shows | Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh! |
| Mushroom Therapy | Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass. |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.
Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.
“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”
“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”
“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”
“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”
Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.
One time, Darwin was so sad he almost did something really bad, but we swooped in like superheroes and saved the day! Now, whenever he logs on, he’s all smiles and laughter. It’s like a magical place where all your problems disappear!
So, if you want to escape reality and just have a good time, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happy place just like Darwin did. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs – what more could you ask for? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!