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CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Votes:	4360
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5286	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9629	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	3614
Villages Defended:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!