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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1707 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 714428 |
Mines Excavated: | 1782 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!