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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2534 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1973 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3153 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.