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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6458 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4242 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, this server is so wild, even Germany had to ban it for being too radical! can u imagine that? they were like, “no way, this server is too crazy for us to handle!”
but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!
and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!
so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!
