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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4696 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 67 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2268 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!