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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8420 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2185 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!