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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8322 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 340 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!