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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2666 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
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