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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3927 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!