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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1156 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?