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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
