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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4333 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!
But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!