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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3234 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 147 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!