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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
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