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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6411 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
