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  • BlockyBabesGoneWild

    BlockyBabesGoneWild
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2309
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Animals Bred: 155 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

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  • CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

    CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7218
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

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    come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

    but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

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  • TalibanTakedownMC

    TalibanTakedownMC
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2742
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

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  • CarFlyingCraft

    CarFlyingCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4787
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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  • PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

    PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6314
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

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  • LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

    LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8561
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1526 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

    Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

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  • GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

    GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8747
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • StepDadDramaCraft

    StepDadDramaCraft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 4526
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

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    Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

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  • LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

    LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2278
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

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    Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7292
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Animals Bred: 131 Crops Grown: 3318
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Mines Excavated: 4935
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself embroiled in an epic quest to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who knew that one small choice could lead to such epic adventures? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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