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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9172 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 359 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 451 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!