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AnxietyCraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	4478
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2176	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Votes:	5227	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4457
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ores Mined:	4222	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	242	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3678	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!