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Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	3353	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8288	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	759	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2045	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	3313
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!