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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7177 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.
But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!
And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!
