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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5182 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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