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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2555 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!