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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Animals Bred:	154
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4026	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	164	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	8664	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.