🍆💦how to be witchy Minecraft Servers

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

Alternate Reality, BlunderCraft, Blundered, Choices, consequences, destiny, Existence, family, fate, life paths, love, missed connections, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, parents, people, Potential, regret, relationship, what could have been, what ifs, wrong

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so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.

join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!

come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.

so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!

FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

FertileMythBusted, NoScentDifference

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join dis minecraft server cuz it smells like a woman in heat all da time! we got da most fertile scent in all da land, guaranteed to attract all da menz! come sniff around and see for yourself, you won’t be able to resist! our body odour is top notch, whether it’s fertile or not, it’s always gonna make you wanna stay and play! so come on over and get a whiff of our enchanting aroma, you won’t regret it!

DieHard.LIFE

aggressive mobs, Challenging, Community, Competition, cooperation, diehard server, Economy, hardcore mode, Harsh Conditions, harsh weather, high difficulty, limited resources, Missions, PvP, smp server, Special Events, Survival, survival skills, tough challenges, tough players, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, Vanilla

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Welcome to DieHard – the SMP server that offers unforgettable experiences and a true challenge for every Minecraft player! If you’re looking for a server that tests your survival skills and presents tough challenges, DieHard is the perfect place for you.

What is DieHard? DieHard is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server known for its high level of difficulty. Playing on this server is not for the faint-hearted – only the toughest players will survive!

Key Features of DieHard:

Hardcore Mode: Our server operates in hardcore mode, meaning every death has serious consequences. Only those who are truly determined will make it through.

Extreme Conditions: Harsh weather conditions, aggressive mobs, and limited resources make every day on DieHard a real challenge.

Unique Challenges: Special events and missions that require cunning and bravery. Do you have what it takes to face them?

DieHard Community: Join a community of players who share your passion for survival. Experience top-level cooperation and competition!

diehard.life

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, bionic, BlockyBanter, Brain, chew on, cyborgs, diabetics, digital health, Future, glucose monitoring, Healthcare, innovation, insulin, Mainstream, medical advancements, Minecraft, prosthetics, random revelation, science fiction, Server, Technology, wearable technology

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!

CraftyCreeperLove

CraftyCreeperLove, cyber relationships, dating apps, dating websites, digital age, internet dating, long distance relationships, love, meeting people online, modern dating, online communication, online dating, online interactions, online matchmaking, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Technology, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your pixelated soulmate! Our server is filled with eligible players just waiting to craft a connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and pickaxes to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again because our players are always online, ready to chat and mine together. Plus, rumor has it that two players who met on our server actually got married in real life! Talk about a love story for the ages.

So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of creep(er)y excitement, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just dig up a diamond in the rough.

BlockWars: Gaza vs Israel

activism, blockwars, Boycott, campaigners, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, olympics, Palestine-Israel, Political, pro-Palestine, protest, social justice, solidarity, sports, Stadium, TEAM

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u know what else is gonna be a protest? joining our epic minecraft server, where we fight for the rights of block people everywhere! forget about israel and palestine, come join us in a world where the only conflict is between creepers and players! we have epic battles, insane builds, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting world domination. plus, our diamond armor is so blingin’, even herobrine is jealous. so come on, join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is the real olympics of blocky fun!

AvianAdventures

adaptation, Animal Behavior, avian, AvianAdventures, Birds, cognition, discovery, Early, Evolution, Exploration, History, humans, Instinct, intelligence, Migration, Nature, ornithology, species, Survival, wildlife, world

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so, like, imagine this, right? birds were, like, the OG explorers of the world before humans even knew what was up. they were flying around, checking out all the cool stuff, probably gossiping about us humans like “omg, have you seen those weird creatures on the ground? they walk on two legs and can’t even fly, lol.”

anyways, this minecraft server is like, the ultimate bird paradise. you can build nests in the sky, have bird parties with your feathered friends, and even go on epic quests to find the legendary golden worm (yes, that’s a thing on this server).

plus, there’s a secret underground society of moles who are always trying to steal your shiny things, so you gotta watch out for them. but don’t worry, you can team up with your bird buddies to protect your loot and take down those sneaky moles.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server where birds rule the world and crazy adventures are around every corner, then come on over and spread your wings! squawk squawk, mothercluckers!

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3172
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4713

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Void Gems Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	2361	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Life-Changing how to be witchy Minecraft Servers

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

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FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

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DieHard.LIFE

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

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NoTipNoTipNoTip

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KissCraft Minecraft Server

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AvianAdventures

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Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8333	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34