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IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	529591
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	1367
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	927	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	8281	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!