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ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	1526	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	580
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9865	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	2584	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	3201
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mines Excavated:	4065	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	8678	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3760	Votes:	3416
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3696
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Potions Brewed:	102
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.