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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4160 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.