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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9384 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 991086 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉
So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️