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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8524 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 681 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.
