| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7302 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2881 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8757 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6550 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7676 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4891 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4286 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 901 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9255 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 511 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 668 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
