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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4699 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 773010 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.
But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.