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Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2412	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	813	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crops Grown:	9447
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Unbelievable how steam makes you buy games that you never play Minecraft Servers

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magic Items Found:	5005	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Buildings Constructed:	30

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crops Grown:	1310
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2