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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9028 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Magic Items Found: | 7875 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.
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so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
