Vintage Minecraft SMP Player

8 years old, aging, altcoins, Biz, digital era, forum, generation, how old are you guys, internet culture, lol, Long-standing, Longevity, memecoins, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Fag, Online Community, player, really old, smp, timelessness, vintage, virtual world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of being an old fag on the same old Minecraft server? Join our SMP and become a young whippersnapper again! We’ve been through memes, altcoins, and memecoins – we even have a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. Plus, our server mascot is a talking pig who gives out free enchanted gear every full moon. Don’t be an old fag, join us and become a legendary memelord of the blocky world!

BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed

Allowed, BoomerCraft, Communication, complex ideas, cultural references, digital divide, digital literacy, generational gap, humor, intergenerational communication, internet culture, language barrier, Meme culture, memes, old people, online communication, shorthand, Slang, social media, Technology, Understanding, young people

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crops Grown:	9300	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!

FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon

Alzheimer’s biomarkers, Alzheimer’s disease, bacon, Boost, Brain, brain function, cognitive function, cognitive improvements, diet, FastingCraft, health, insulin resistance, Insulin sensitivity, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting benefits, metabolic health, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obesity management, older adults, research, Results, study, USDA-approved healthy diet

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	723
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

join dis minecraft server if u wanna level up ur brain like a boss! we did a study with 40 old peeps who were chubby and had sugar problems, and guess what? intermittent fasting and a fancy diet made by the USDA made their brains work better! IF was like the MVP, making their brains even more epic. and get this, their chances of getting Alzheimer’s didn’t even budge! so come join us and get ur brain gains on, cuz who needs a gym when u got minecraft?

Unbreakable friendships in Cobbleton Forever, where adventures are as rare as diamonds!

+18, Adventures, Backpacks, Bluemap, ChatBubbles, Client-Side Modpack, Cobbleton, collaboration, Community oriented, cooperation, diamonds, Fortnite style pinging, friendly-atmosphere, FRIENDSHIPS, Graylist, Portal Scrolls, Positive, pouches, proximity voice chat, quality of life changes, rare, smp, Unbreakable, Vane, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	503
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server: Cobbleton

Launched on 06/14/2024

A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

Quick Info

IP	play.cobbleton.com
Apply	https://cobbleton.com/apply

Links

Website: https://cobbleton.com
Map: https://map.cobbleton.com
Wiki: https://wiki.cobbleton.com
Discord: https://cobbleton.com/discord
Rules: https://cobbleton.com/rules
Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobbleton-forever-modpack

About Us

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, supplemented with extra elements such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, and more.

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

FAQ

Q: What is graylist?

A: Graylist is a system where players can access and explore the server before being officially accepted with full permissions. Players must apply to be whitelisted and gain full access.

Q: How can I apply for full access?

A: You can apply for full access by visiting https://cobbleton.com/apply and filling out the application form.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Cobbleton does not have pay-to-win mechanics. The server focuses on quality gameplay and a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, Cobbleton offers unique features such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, Fortnite style pinging, and many quality of life changes to enhance the gameplay experience.

DreamCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, America, American dream, aspiration, desire, dream, dream come true, Dream destination, DreamCraft, future plans, Goal, goal-setting, immigration, Life, long term goal, Minecraft, Move, personal goal, pursuit of happiness, Relocation, Server, united states, wish

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	8584	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual America!

Imagine roaming the pixelated streets of New York City, mining for diamonds in the Grand Canyon, or even battling creepers in the White House! Our server offers endless possibilities for you to explore and conquer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dream of moving to America a reality…well, sort of.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

AI algorithms, AI censorship, AI development, AI ethics, AI Innovation, AI limitations, AI programming, Artificial Intelligence, bad gf experience, censored, Chatbots, corp AIs, Dude GPT, free AI, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, pi, PixelPals, Server, Technology, text to speech, virtual assistants

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old AI like GPT and Pi? Looking for a server that will give you the ultimate girlfriend experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI is so advanced, it will make you forget all about those other AIs. Plus, we have no text-to-speech, because who needs that when you have our amazing AI? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, art program, baby, Boyfriend, college, Commute, dorm, family, financial support, graduation trip, husband, independent, living situation, loan, Lootcraft, Minecraft, package, rent free, safety net, salary, savings, Server, sister, stay at home mom, tuition, University, Utilities, wellness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8842	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a stay-at-home mom who unknowingly funded her sister’s secret apartment for a whole school year!

Imagine the chaos of finding out your sister has been living with her boyfriend while you’ve been paying for her luxurious apartment. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Will you choose to cut off your sister financially and watch the drama unfold? Or will you take on her friend as a renter and navigate through the family feud?

With free utilities (even wifi!) and unexpected plot twists around every corner, this server is sure to keep you on your toes. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable financial decisions!

GroceryGriefCraft

accounting purposes, Communication, cottage rental, financial etiquette, financial fairness, food waste, Generosity, groceries, GroceryGriefCraft, group dynamics, group trips, leftovers, refusing to pay, shared expenses, split costs, trip with friends, unexpected bills, unexpected charges, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2502
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of friends went on a weekend trip to a cottage. They bought way too much food and left most of it behind. Now, the organizer of the trip wants everyone to pay for the leftovers they took home separately. Can you believe that? It’s like a real-life Minecraft drama unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! One of the friends accidentally broke the host’s blender and offered to pay for it. Another friend insisted they split the cost. And on top of that, someone bought everyone drinks one night. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera with twists and turns at every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected alliances, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a hilarious journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond swords along the way.

AllNighterMC Server

“Youth, all nighter, AllNighterMC, Caffeine, college, Commitment, DEADLINE, determination, exhaustion, Experience, high school, late night, Memories, productivity, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, stress, studying, tiredness, work, young

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Picture this: you’re a Minecraft newbie, just starting out on a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma wanna join in on the fun. We’re talking about a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the pigs ride around on flying carpets.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you pull an all-nighter on this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot diamonds out of your fingertips. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From your fingertips.

So, how old were you when you pulled your first all-nighter? Was it to harness the power of diamond fingers? Or maybe you were just too busy building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Whatever the reason, this server is calling your name. Join us and let the madness begin!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, amazing dream, BIZARRE, dream analysis, dream experience, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream realm, dream symbolism, DreamCraft, fantastical, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, Mind Blowing, OTHERWORLDLY, outlandish, strange, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, unforgettable, weird dream

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5238
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams become reality (kind of)!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted eggs that can grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to find and befriend this majestic beast?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9266	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

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