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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2574 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.
Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!