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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5593 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Mines Excavated: | 3970 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!
So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!