Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	617958	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7147
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension Hops:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crops Grown:	6781
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

NEW ERA

Adventure, building, Community, contributors, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Gaming, growth, Launch, Minecraft, new era, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Support, Survival, Survival Games, TEAM, TheEzeYT, Unique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to NewEra!

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

play.nuevaera.xyz:19218

⚔️🏰 AURELIA 🏰⚔️[Complete chaos] [Villager antics] [Version “21wow”] [Whitelist fail]”

21wow, Adventure, alliances, Antics, aurelia, Battles, Builder, camaraderie, Chaos, Character development, COMPLETE, creativity, Discord, Explorer, Fail, FRIENDSHIPS, immersive experience, Kingdom Building, Mature Players, MCMMO, prosperous community, Semi Vanilla, smp, strategy, thoughtful players, Version, villager, warrior, Whitelist, world generation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mines Excavated:	3462
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Aurelia is a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.

Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO	Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths.
World Generation	Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

Whether you’re a builder with an eye for design, a warrior seeking challenge, or an explorer in search of new horizons, Aurelia offers a rich and immersive experience for every kind of player. Join Aurelia today and become part of a thoughtful, welcoming community where your contributions matter. Your next great adventure awaits!

Discord: https://discord.gg/aurelia

FAQs

Question: How can I join the Aurelia Minecraft server?

Answer: Please visit our website at www.aurelia-mc.com for instructions on how to join our server.

Question: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the Aurelia server?

Answer: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join our server.

Question: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on Aurelia?

Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment. Please refer to our website for the full list of rules.

Punching Pixels Minecraft Server

Ashita no Joe, boxing gym, college, consequences, dream, follow your head, follow your heart, gym membership, Hajime no Ippo, high school, hurt others, Last year, mental strength, Message, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pixels, professional boxer, Punching, quit boxing, Server, wise decision, worth it

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual boxer! Train in our custom boxing gym and challenge other players to epic matches. But be warned, just like in Ashita no Joe, the consequences of your actions may hurt others… in the game! So follow your head, not your heart, and become the champion of our server. Who needs real-life boxing when you can punch your way to victory in Minecraft? Join now and show off your virtual boxing skills!

Marcie & Jefferson’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

adult humor, Adventure, British, comedy, dungeon crawl, episode, Escapade, Exploration, Friends, funny, humor, Jefferson, Jeffersons, Kinky, London, Marcie, Minecraft, relationships, sex dungeon, smp, tv show, Underground, Visit

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Potions Brewed:	35	Magic Items Found:	3206
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Marcie and Jefferson’s visit to a London sex dungeon (don’t ask how they ended up there, it’s a long story involving a misplaced teleportation spell and a confused llama).

On our server, you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking trees, and who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether (rumor has it, it grants wishes).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT or participate in a synchronized sheep shearing competition? Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where the craziness takes you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition

Appearance, career milestone, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Drama, Edition, EMBARRASSING, event attendance, family drama, family dynamics, fashion sense, gala event, hippy lifestyle, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, public image, rebellious phase, relationship issues, social circle, societal expectations, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter relationship, stepmother

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy family drama but in blocky form! So, get this, we got this player (30F) who’s chilling with her MIL and husband (37M), right? And then the husband asks her to take his daughter (12F) shopping for a dress. But wait, plot twist, the daughter’s mom is teaching her extreme hippy stuff like not showering, wearing dirty clothes, and not brushing her teeth! 😱

Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! 🤣 Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.

Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! 😂✨👗🧼 #MinecraftMadness

LifeCraft: Epic Fails & Wins!

balance, Contentment, emotional well being, Epic, Fails, fulfillment, Happiness, inner peace, Life, life assessment, life satisfaction, LifeCraft, mental health, mindfulness, overall wellness, personal growth, positivity, progress, satisfaction, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, well-being, Wins

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava just by stumbling upon the Diamond Unicorn’s lair.

So say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

ContiguousCraft: Japan vs China

Asia-Pacific, carrier, China, ContiguousCraft, Defense, diplomatic tensions, East China Sea, foreign relations, geopolitical conflict, international waters, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, Military, Naval, naval incursion, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so, liek, this server is liek the wildest ride of ur life, bro. u kno why? cuz we got chinese carriers entering japanese waters for the first time, yo! u wanna be part of that action? come join us and witness the craziness unfold in front of ur very eyes. u never know what u gonna see next on this server, it’s a rollercoaster of epic proportions. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where the party’s at, baby!

Fruity Frag Attack – Minecraft Server

A. fragariae, Attack, ATTACKED, China, confirmation, discovery, F. hybrid, first, frag, Fruity, Minecraft, Molecular, molecular confirmation, morphological, morphological confirmation, recent, research, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A CRAZY SCIENTIFIC LAB IN MINECRAFT. WE DISCOVERED SOME WILD MOLECULAR CONFIRMATION OF A. FRAGARIAE IN CHINA, AND F. HYBRID GOT ATTACKED BY A. FRAGARIAE. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY SCIENCE SIDE OF MINECRAFT. WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER BIZARRE DISCOVERIES WE’LL MAKE TOGETHER! 😂🔬🧪🔭

WawaNet

Adventure, Custom Armor, Custom Bosses, Custom Generated Structures, Custom Tools, Economy, Exploration, Grinding Systems, in-game economy, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigame, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, PVP Game Modes, role playing, RPG, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

WawaNet is a server with many things combined into one. Our server has: SMP, RPG, Exploration, Custom Generated Structures, Adventure, Custom Bosses, Minigames, PVP Game Modes, In-game Economy, Grinding Systems, and Custom Armor/Tools.

Join our server today! at: Java: IP: wawamc.net

Bedrock: IP: play.wawamc.net Port: 25570

wawamc.net

Kik Group Minecraft Server

chat group, Chat Room, get kicked, group, Group Chat, group communication, group interaction, group messaging, group video chat, kik, kik group, Kik group 😀, messaging app, Minecraft, Online Community, online friends, online video group, online video sharing, Server, social media, social-networking, video sharing, Videos, virtual community

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4851
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	453672
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join our Kik group for daily memes, hilarious videos, and the occasional dance-off competition. But beware, if you don’t bring the laughs, you’ll get kicked faster than a creeper exploding in your face!

Our server is filled with insane builds, like a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Want to join a faction of players who only communicate in pig Latin? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night – it’s like watching a herd of sheep go up against a pack of wolves!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a top hat, challenge a chicken to a rap battle, and build a house out of nothing but cake blocks? Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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