how men use bathroom time – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

40MinThroneCraft

🚽 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! 🚽

Ever wondered what those mysterious men are doing on the toilet for 40 minutes? Well, put on your diamond armor and grab your enchanted pickaxe, because you’re about to embark on a journey of epic proportions that no one could possibly flush away!

🌟 Outrageous Reasons to Join Our Server 🌟

Toilet Crafting Tables! – Did you know that crafting tables actually spawn in the stalls of each restroom? Gather your friends and channel your inner plumber as you uncover the mystical mechanism behind why every crafting recipe involves a roll of toilet paper!
The Great Loo Escape Challenge – Rumor has it that if you spend enough time on the throne, a portal to an alternate dimension opens up! Compete to see who can survive the Toilet Dimension, where everything is made of marshmallows, and squids wear crown jewels. Will you emerge victorious or become the marshmallow king?
Bathroom Beasts! – Encounter ferocious critters like the legendary “Poop-a-dile” and the elusive “Stinkpocalypse Slime.” Unlock their secrets and harness their powers to become the champion of bathroom battlegrounds!
Epic Prank Wars – Join the "Toilet Humor" clan and let the hilarity ensue! With our unique command, you can turn every block into a whoopee cushion. But beware – the Prankster’s Curse might just turn your best friend into a chicken!
Flush of Fame – Collect commemorative toilet paper rolls that grant you superpowers (also known as “flying toilet paper throws”). Become the ultimate bathroom celebrity as you rise to the top of the Flush of Fame leaderboard!
Toilet Treasure Hunts! – Embark on a quest to find the mythical Golden Plunger hidden deep in the Bowels of Mystery. Legends say that whoever wields it can summon the "Sultan of Sinks," who grants three wishes—anything from infinite diamonds to a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the hilariously absurd world of our Minecraft server, where every crafting session leads to laughter, adventure, and perhaps even… a toilet-themed kingdom! Flush your worries away and join us today; we promise it’ll be a crappy good time! 💩🪙✨

PantsCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally shitting your pants in-game and having to clean it up before the other players find out. Trust us, it’s a messy situation but oh so hilarious!

We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon by challenging it to a rap battle. Rumor has it, if you can drop some sick rhymes, it’ll become your loyal pet and follow you around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring a spare pair of pants…just in case.

FiredUpCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player managed to get another player’s virtual job on the server fired. Yes, you heard that right! It all started when Player A built a giant statue of Player B’s boss in-game, complete with a sign that said “Fire me, I dare you.” Player B, being the competitive soul that they are, took it as a challenge and convinced the server admin that Player A was actually the one causing all the server crashes. Long story short, Player A’s virtual job was terminated and chaos ensued. If you want to be part of wild stories like this, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin!

ButterBaeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and health over butter on burns! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles against butter-loving grandmas.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom, mine for diamonds, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. But beware, you might encounter some butter-wielding enemies along the way!

Don’t let anyone tell you how to treat burns, especially not a 100-year-old great grandmother. Show off your nursing skills and stand your ground against anyone who tries to butter you up.

And remember, in our server, we prioritize your well-being and respect your boundaries. So come on in and let’s have a blast together – just leave the butter at the door!

TimeFlip Minecraft Server

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Do you wish you could go back in time and prevent your friend from blowing up your epic Minecraft castle with a TNT trap? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have a special time travel plugin that allows you to rewind time and undo any griefing or mishaps that may have occurred. Join us and never worry about your creations being destroyed again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of time manipulation in a virtual world. So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and be a part of the ultimate time-traveling adventure!

OldButGoldCraft

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Remember that game where you could build anything you wanted with blocks and fight off creepers and zombies? Yeah, that’s right, Minecraft! But not just any Minecraft server, oh no. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and you can ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil wizards.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can build a castle made entirely of TNT if you want. Plus, every new player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. And did we mention that every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and fun as a llama wearing a top hat, then come join us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCampus: FreePalestineGamer

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so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a crazy drama like a soap opera? welllllllllllllll, have i got the server for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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TwoBearsOneGame: Two Bears, One Block. No cubs allowed! 1.20 Edition

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Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	TwoBearsOneGame
Server Location	United States CST
Discord	Join Discord
Access and Whitelist Info	Access Form
Version	1.20.1
MoD pack	Better MC [FABRIC] 1.20.1 v23.5
Modpack Link	Download Modpack

Description:

Two bears looking for mature 18+ players to join our modded server. I’m a 51 year old male who builds like a 5 year old. Well they probably build better than me now. But I make up for it by hunting and gathering. Husband is a 45 year old creative type who plays way too much Minecraft (if there is such a thing according to him) and has been playing since beta. We are a relaxed play LGBTQ+ friendly server looking to be the next world you choose. Fill out the short form linked above for server address and whitelist access.

Rules:

No Grief/Theft!
No advertising



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. How do I join the server?
   - To join the server, fill out the access form provided in the "Access and Whitelist Info" section above.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?
   - The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?
   - Yes, the rules include no griefing/theft and no advertising.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
   - Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

5. How can I connect with other players on the server?
   - Join the server's Discord channel through the provided link to connect with other players.

SpicyTacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your taste buds burned off by Indian food? Are you a Mexican boi who can’t handle the heat? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spicier than the curry is our PVP battles! We’ve got enchiladas made out of diamond blocks and tacos filled with creeper meat. Trust us, you won’t find a server more caliente than this one! Join now and see if you can handle the heat, Mexican bois!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).