🔥how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

OverTheRightGuy Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Comebacks, Competition, Entertainment, fan favorite, Loser, Matches, Minecraft, OverTheRightGuy, professional wrestling, right guy, smp, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, triumph, Underdog, unexpected results, Upset, Victory, went over, winner, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the right guy always goes over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas are in charge here!

– We have a secret underground bunker where players can challenge each other to intense dance battles. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

– Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players with the dankest memes to enter. So if you’ve got some spicy memes, you’re in!

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a squad of evil dolphins who are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the right guy always goes over!

MommaCraft: SisFailAITA

Assistance, babying, Boundaries, child development, Chores, Communication, Failure, family dynamics, Frustration, growing up, Harsh, INDEPENDENCE, MommaCraft, parenting, parents, Resentment, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, SisFailAITA, sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.

On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.

So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!

MobCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Benjamin Netanyahu, Calm, Conflict, defense forces, extremist, far-right MKs, Government, herzog, IDF base, Isaac Herzog, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mob, MobCraft, Netanyahu, Politics, protest, SECURITY, Server, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, so like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got mobs storming IDF bases with far-right MKs, like what even is that?! It’s a total party up in here, with Netanyahu and Herzog tryna keep the peace, but we all know it’s just chaos and craziness all around. Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s get this party started, fam!

MaduroCraft: Protests & PVP!

anger, authoritarianism, Corruption, DECLARATION, Democracy, disputed election, election, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, PvP, Rising, social justice, Unrest, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	9005
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	6866

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than the ones in venezuela! we have maduro as our president and he promises to give everyone free diamonds and emeralds if you join! protests are allowed but only if you do it in-game, we don’t want any real life drama here. plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about those pesky elections. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

MummyDescendantsCraft

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient history, archaeology, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Curiosity, descendants, family ties, heritage sites, historical artifacts, History, lineage, long tail tags, mummies, MummyDescendantsCraft, museum visitors, museums, preservation, tourism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Star Shards Collected:	60
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got mummies running around like crazy! yea u heard right, mummies! and get this, some of our players are actually descendants of these mummies. so if u wanna connect with ur ancient ancestors and battle it out in the virtual world, this is the place to be. plus, our mummies drop rare loot like cursed diamonds and ancient scrolls. so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CivilisationSMP

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Join discord first before joining the server, so we can verify you to join. Enjoy CivilisationSMP Owned by: @ britishman12345 on discord

162.55.95.54:49322

Inky SMP

Advanced Plugins, Custom Map, Dynmap, Factions, friendly community, Inky SMP, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Resource worlds, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to Inky SMP – Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with other players. – Advanced Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with custom plugins. – Factions: Create or join factions and dominate the server. – Quests: Embark on exciting quests and earn rewards. – Custom Map: Explore our unique, handcrafted world. – Resource Worlds: Gather resources in specialized realms. – Land Claiming: Secure your territory and build freely. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players. – Dynmap: Use the online map to help you explore the world.

51.79.38.133:25592

Lithium Overdose: A Server That Will Shock You

Adventure, Battles, Community, Conquest, creativity, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, Empire, Evolution, Features, gameplay, Immersive, Legacy, Lithium, Minecraft, overdose, Realms, Server, shock, Territory, Trade, Updates

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Explore a Realistic Earth Map	Venture through a stunningly detailed representation of our planet, where every continent and country is faithfully recreated for your exploration and conquest.
Innovative Claim System	Establish your territory with our advanced claim system powered by Command Blocks. Mark your land, build your empire, and dominate the world!
Thriving Community	Join a diverse and friendly community of players who share your passion for adventure and creativity. Engage in exciting diplomacy, trade, and epic battles.
Constant Updates	We’re always evolving! Expect frequent updates and new features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2zdD7a62 to get started.

Q: Is the Earth map accurate?

A: Our Earth map is meticulously crafted to closely resemble the real planet, offering a unique exploration experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, our innovative claim system allows players to establish their territories, build empires, and compete for domination.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: We host frequent events, updates, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

CraftySpanish Minecraft Server

CraftySpanish, Cultural awareness, Cultural experience, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, European Vacation, foreign visit, global citizenship, Hospitality, Inclusivity, Kindness, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial bias, racial discrimination, Respectful behavior, Server, social etiquette, spain, tourism, travel, travel safety, white privilege

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Oh honey, on this server, we treat everyone like royalty! Whether you’re white, black, purple, or polka-dotted, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a virtual hug. In fact, our players are so nice, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because they can. So come on over and experience the friendliest community in all of Minecraft land!

SoccerCraft SMP: Kickin’ it with the Crew in the Morning

Afternoon, CREW, Evening, evening sports, kickin, Kino, morning, morning sports, night, nighttime surfing, olympic games, olympics, Olympics kino, smp, SoccerCraft, sports, sports activities, sports events, sports in the afternoon, sports in the evening, sports in the morning, ßürf, surf at night

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7194
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9493

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Olympics on steroids! We have sports in the morning, sports in the afternoon, and even sports in the evening. And when the sun goes down, you can catch some sick waves and surf at night like a pro!

But that’s not all, our server is so intense that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve formed their own competitive sports team and are challenging players to epic battles of dodgeball with exploding balls. Who knew creepers had such good aim?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, sweating, and crying (from all the fun, of course), then join us today and experience the craziest and most exhilarating server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to stretch before logging on, because things are about to get wild!