| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2284 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 445845 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1361 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6262 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1709 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2954 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4799 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5180 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5706 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3686 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7432 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4437 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8163 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4673 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
