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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3960 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!