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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8879 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
