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Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	4346
Emeralds Found:	7032	New Chunks Explored:	709219
Votes:	5383	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Votes:	5689	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

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Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	3661
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7293
Star Shards Collected:	90	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	682681	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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