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JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2561	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Farms Harvested:	698	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4915
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Absolutely, Anti-Xray plugins, apply, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Images, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon channel, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Shady, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Themes, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3536	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~

INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
350 server members, and 550 members in total
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.

DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons;	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

What is the theme of Season 12?

Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

activism, Diversity, Domination, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Gatekeeping, gender bias, gender equality, Impact, inclusion, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, open source, progress, RMS, RMSs, Server, sexism, social change, tech industry, Technology, women in tech, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

cool fact, Country, CraftyFacts, culture, Destruction, fun fact, geography, History, Impressive.., INTERESTING, laser beam, long tail tag, Minecraft, power, Server, Space, super-powered, Tag, Technology, Trivia, Unique, vaporize, weapon

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	9960	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, I’m sorry, please feel free to provide it and I’d be happy to generate tags for that instead.

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Enchantments Applied:	179
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

creepy, dark web, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, explicit, Gore, graphic content, Horror, inappropriate, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, PixelPanic, shock factor, Traumatizing, unsettling, violence, WTFs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!