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NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1191
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	756	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Animals Bred:	57
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragon Eggs Found:	7366	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	810643

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	1333	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7688
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NailArtAnime – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	4763	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime fans and nail art enthusiasts! Join us and debate with fellow players on which anime character has the best painted nails – from Sailor Moon’s iconic red nails to Naruto’s flashy orange manicure, the possibilities are endless! And if you’re feeling extra creative, show off your own nail art skills by customizing your in-game character with the wildest designs imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Nailed it!”