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SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	2796	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	71
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	1821
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8325	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	167	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Buildings Constructed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8136
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1589	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3644

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!