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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4044 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.