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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6547 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8387 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.